Komodia

The television show “America’s Next Top Model” will have an open casting call.

Casting directors are looking for women between the ages of 18 and 27.

Diverse backgrounds, shapes and sizes are desired, but all contestants must meet a minimum height requirement of 5-foot-7.

Thankfully, this is not on my list of aspirations, as not only am I too old -- I am too short!! Damn!

I am tall/short enough, however, to qualify to be a Whoo in the Universal Studios Grinchmas celebration. Great. My height allows me not to be beautiful by America's standards, but to be a microscopic cartoon character. Go me!